Friday, September 11, 2009

Zombies On Time-Out

As I sit outside the Coffee Bean in Anaheim at 11:33 on a Friday morning, I am surprised to see the number of zombie-like people shuffling around standing in corners. (indeed, facing said corners as if on time-out) One unshaven gentleman behind creepily grumbles to himself while smoking a cigarette as another (facing an outward pointing corner) buries his face in his hands occasionally looking around to survey the small crowd. A couple with take out food sit in stony silence looking at nothing in particular. They have been like this for almost an hour.
Has the Great Zombie Plague already begun? If so, we really have little to fear except the loss of a good "standing corner".

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