Little did I know that although the stomach symptoms I had been experiencing seemed to vanish, they would reincarnate into verbal diarrhea. It is near the end of the day, and I haven't been able to regale anyone without several Freudian-esque bathroom-related word slips. What follows are just a few of the many shameful examples:
Ex 1) "re-crapped" instead of "recapped" : "She re-crapped the entire story to me in 30 minutes!"
Ex 2) "urine" instead of "yoghurt": Don't ask. Please.
I think for my own sanity, I shall end this day early and try once more on my trail to 14 days of yoghurt-eating tomorrow.
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