Saturday, November 28, 2009

A Really Lame Joke We All Secretly Love

Maude, an old woman, is watching the evening news when the anchor suddenly announces:

"Breaking news! A car is driving the wrong direction down a major highway!"

Maude grew concerned because she knew her husband was driving home on that particular freeway. She dialed his cell phone and when he answered she burst out with the news

"Harold! Be careful! The anchorman says there is a crazy person driving the wrong way down the freeway!"

Harold replies

"Call the station, honey, cause there's not just one, there are hundreds!!!"

-- 5 cents gets you nuts!

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